Hey, I’m not actually writing a blog post at all! I’m just asking you for a favor, like a jerk.
Some lovely people have done this for me already, but:
Would you be so kind as to click on that there link, take that there survey, and help me with my homework? I have nothing but endless love and appreciation for you, if you do. If you don’t, you can go suck an egg for all I care, god, whatever.
Just kidding! Please don’t go! I mean you can go now but TAKE MY SURVEY FIRST